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Legendary tennis player John McEnroe caused a stir this week when he suggested that Serena Williams would rank 700th in the world on the men’s tour.  

If she played the men’s circuit she’d be like 700 in the world. That doesn’t mean I don’t think Serena is an incredible player. I do, but the reality of what would happen would be I think something that perhaps it’d be a little higher, perhaps it’d be a little lower.

Last night, Serena Williams hit back at John’s comments by asking him to kindly refrain from making factually incorrect statements about her.

Best use of “Good say sir” ever.

Kelly Osbourne is locked in a feud with Starbucks after the coffee shop refused to let her use the bathroom and caused her to wet herself. 

“SHAME on u @Starbucks,” she wrote. “#PissedMyOwnPants in this location because UR shameful employees refused to let me use the toilet.

I have piss in my shoe

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Osbourne’s rep told Page Six that she had to use the toilet after standing on a Pride float for four hours, but was not permitted to do so by staff, despite offering to buy a menu item.

Osbourne’s rep told Page Six on Monday afternoon that the former “Fashion Police” co-host had to relieve herself after standing on a parade float for more than four hours and asked Starbucks employees if she could use the employee restroom. According to her rep, Osbourne was “adamantly refused” even though she offered to buy anything in the store if it meant gaining access to the employee bathroom.

Starbucks subsequently told Page Six that the Starbucks in question had no toilet and that Osbourne would have been redirected to another branch “a few blocks away”.

The plot thickens.

Does Drake have a new girlfriend? The rapper brought journalist Rosalyn Gold-Onwude as his date to the NBA Awards last night.

Don’t they make a dashing pair?

And the rest of the day’s filth…

• Everyone thinks Steve Carell is a silver fox now. (Refinery 29)
• Charlotte Church has lost her unborn third child just a month after her announcing her pregnancy. (Daily Mail)
• Khloe Kardashian is *not* pregnant. (TMZ)
• Holly Willoughby‘s boobs are apparently referred to as “Willoughboobies” and I find this extremely upsetting. (The Sun)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Saoirse Ronan proved she’s the ultimate festival hun at Glastonbury over the weekend >